"Six Word Saturday..."

"Drug Bust...

Art addictions start early! "

This stash (x's 2)

was recovered as part of some Christmas goodies

smuggled into Surprise, Arizona

in 2009

by the infamous and notorious "Eleanor the Elf".

Eleanor's addictive gifts

are on children's most wanted list

internationally.

The contraband is secretly brought into the country

direct from the North Pole...

so the street value of the items is

ranked in the upper reaches of one's imagination.

Beware of the addiction to similar items

in your own cupboards

and drawers...

they are known to cause spontaneous 'Art Attacks."

Also, be on the lookout

for various male counterparts to Eleanor.

Allegedly, they go by the names of

Jerry (Artarama),

Dick (Blick),

Daniel (Smith),

and Michael.

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